Extreme Right-Wing Floridan Vampire to run for president

So... basically this Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey has decided that many Republicans, like George W. Bush, are communists/wusses, and is running in the Republican primary so that he can have criminals dismembers. He likes Jesus, but hates God for letting Jesus be crucified. I could go one, but I imagine most would get the picture: this guy makes Fred Phelps look like a rational, thoughtful man. Only question: why is this guy not in some mental institution by now?

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