I am serious.

Ok, so I wake up in this forest a few days ago. I'm thinking. How did I get in the backyard? So I get my Phone, turn it on, and see it's got 100%. I continue to wonder for a few hours, and I reach what I'm pretty sure is Maputo, Mozambique ??? Yup.

Now, I'm trying to survive until Parents get here Wedenesday, so I'll be inactive. No one speaks English, it's so hard to communicate. It took me ages to find anything here.

Cannot use torch due to being smashed, neither can camera ;(

And do you know how hard it is to get food and clean water? Like, yeah, I could use google translate, but #TranslateMistakes

This really sucks -_-

So yeah, this is why I have/will be inactive.