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Christian States of America

OTL equivalent: AL, AR, GA, FL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MS, MO, NE, NC, OK, SC, TN, TX, WV
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CapitalOklahoma City
Largest city Houston
Demonym Christian American
Currency CSA dollar

PLEASE NOTE

We do NOT support religious rule, racism or violence. This scenario is only satire. None of the statements listed below are meant to be taken seriously!

Parody

The rules and government of the Christian States of America are a parody of the "New IFB" started by Pastor Steven Anderson of Faithful Word Baptist Church in Arizona.

Government

Religion Independent Fundamental Baptist
Independence March 21, 2021
Largest Ethnic Group White
Language English
Anthem Amazing Grace
Governing Body New IFB Coalition
Population 146.2 Million (2021)
President Steven Anderson
Vice-President Roger Jimenez

Background

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Candiate EVs States Won
Elizabeth Warren/
Russ Feingold
(Democratic)
254 CA, CO, DC, DE, FL, HI, IA, IL, MD, ME, ME-2, MI, NH, NJ, NM, OR, PA, RI, VA, WI
Michael Pence/
Bob Corker
(Republican)
197 AK, AL, AR, GA, IN, KS, KY, LA, MO, NC, ND, NE, OH, OK, SC, SD, TN, TX, WV
Steven Anderson/
Roger Jimenez
(New IFB)
24 AZ, ID, MT, NV
Kanye West/
Alicia Garza
(Independent)
22 MD, WA
Jill Stein/
Ralph Nader
(Green Party)
22 CT, MA, ME-1, VT
Jesse Ventura/
Austin Petersen
(Libertarian)
10 MN
Evan McMullin/
Wilford Brimley
(Constitution)
9 UT, WY

The Christian States of America was founded in 2021 by New IFB leader Steven Anderson and running-mate Roger Jimenez, after defeating both Mike Pence and Elizabeth Warren in the 2020 US Presidential Election. Nobody initially won the election, as no candidate made it to 270. The House of Representatives were forced by many Independent Baptist groups to vote for Steven Anderson (via Write-in), or they would be "put to death". Anderson enacted his ultimate plan immediately, creating the CSA by separating half of America from the "Liberal sodomites of the Blue States". The CSA would ultimately consist of Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, Nebraska, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia. 2020 third-place finisher Mike Pence, as well as Ben Shapiro and Texas Senator Ted Cruz were strong supporters of the new country, helping it achieve independence on March 21, 2021. The newly-established capital of the CSA would be Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

CSA Presidential Cabinet 2021

Position Name Photo Known For
President Steven Anderson Pastor-Steven-Anderson-x400 Pastor of Faithful Word Baptist Church
Vice-President Roger Jimenez 00xp-pastors-master768 Pastor of Verity Baptist Church
Speaker of the House David Berzins Pastor-David-Berzins Pastor of Word of Truth Baptist Church
Pro Tempore of Senate Donnie Romero DonnieRomero Pastor of Stedfast Baptist-Texas
Secretary of State Manly Perry Manlyperry Pastor of Old Paths Baptist Church
Money Handler Adam Fannin Fannin Main Preacher of Stedfast Baptist-Jacksonville
Anti-CSA Hate-Speech Monitor Bruce Mejia Brother-Bruce-Mejia Pastor of Faithful Word Baptist-Los Angeles
Attorney General Tommy McMurtry Tommymcmurtry Pastor of Liberty Baptist Church
Secretary of Prosecution Joe Major Joemajor Pastor of Faith Baptist Church
Secretary of Executions Aaron Thompson Aaronthompson Pastor of Verity Baptist-Vancouver (WA)
Secretary of Sodomite-Killing Michael Johnson Michaeljohnson Pastor of Temple Baptist Church
Secretary of Labor Jason Robinson Jasonrobinson Pastor of Mountain Baptist Church
Secretary of Soul-Winning Jonathan Shelley Jshelley Pastor of Pure Word Baptist Church
Secretary of Internet and Online Resources Ben Knight Benthebaptist Another key figure in the IFB movement who celebrates deaths of people he doesn't like, such as Stephen Hawking.
President of the CSWAT Matt Powell Mattpowellpreacher Young IFB preacher from Michigan

Constitution

US Constitution CSA Constitution
There are two senators per state with six-year term and serves without term limits. There are four senators per state with eight-year term and may seek re-election once.
Representatives are elected to a two-year term and serves without term limits. Representatives are elected to a four-year term and may seek re-election three times.
The president is elected for a term of four-years and serves a maximum of two term limits. There are no terms, a President has his position until he resigns, is impeached, or passes away.
The Government shall establish no religion The Government shall establish Independent Fundamental Baptism as the main religion, and only legal religion.

Religion

  • The only legal religion in the CSA is Independent Fundamental Baptism. It is to be worshiped by ALL citizens.
  • Belief in the Trinity doctrine is required.
  • Citizens are zoned to churches (of which they must attend). They must be in attendance at ALL services and meetings during the week. Job conflicts are NOT an excuse to miss a service or church meeting. Citizens who are not able to physically attend the service MUST watch the service at home on their television, along with taking a quiz to make sure they watched. No churches have pastors, but rather each parishioner watches a sermon on a projector TV preached by either Pastor Steven Anderson, Pastor Roger Jimemez, Pastor David Berzins, Pastor Manly Perry, Pastor Adam Fannin, or pastor Donnie Romero. The speaker varies per service.
    • Attendance is to be recorded using Driver Licenses.
    • A $300 fine and 150 lashes will be assessed for each missed church service.
    • Most churches have in-between nine (9) and twelve (12) services per week.
    • Example of an average weekly church service schedule:
      • Four (4) Sunday Services (8:30 AM-10:00 AM, 11:00 AM-12:30 PM, 4:30 PM-6:00 PM & 7:30 PM-9:30 PM).
      • Two (2) Wednesday Services (4:30 PM-6:00 PM & 7:30 PM-9:00 PM).
      • One (1) Thursday Service (7:00 PM-9:00 PM)
      • One (1) Friday Service (7:00 PM-9:00 PM)
      • Two (2) Saturday Services (Noon-1:45 PM & 7:00 PM-8:45 PM)
    • Citizens are required to stand during ALL church songs.
  • On the third full week of March is the Red Hot Preaching Conference. This is the week of what was formerly known as "Spring Break" for students. All patrons are required to attend the Red Hot Preaching Conference at their zoned church.
    • The Bible Conference duration shall last from Monday until Friday, with two (2) or three (3) separate two-hour sessions per day.
    • Red Hot Preaching Conference Schedule:
      • Monday:
        • Session #1 (11:00 AM-1:00 PM)
        • Session #2 (3:30 PM-5:30 PM)
        • Session #3 (7:00 PM-9:00 PM)
      • Tuesday:
        • Session #1 (Noon-2:00 PM)
        • Session #2 (7:30 PM-9:30 PM)
      • Wednesday:
        • Session #1 (10:00 AM-Noon)
        • Session #2 (2:00 PM-4:00 PM)
        • Session #3 (7:30 PM-9:30 PM)
      • Thursday:
        • Session #1 (11:30 AM-1:30 PM)
        • Session #2 (5:00 PM-7:00 PM)
      • Friday:
        • Session #1 (10:00 AM-Noon)
        • Session #2 (1:30 PM-3:30 PM)
        • Session #3 (7:30 PM-9:30 PM)
    • Patrons are required to be in their designated church seats at least five (5) minutes before each session.
    • Any patron who misses a session, or who is late to a session, will be sentenced to 500 lashes per tardy/absence.
  • The King James Bible is the only legal Bible version [1].
  • Occasionally, small parties after church services are scheduled by the CSA Government to celebrate the untimely (or timely) deaths of "reprobates" such as Liberal politicians, secular musicians, sodomites (especially in mass-shootings such as Orlando 2016), and other enemies of the "New IFB". Attendance is always mandatory.

Education

  • Public Schools are illegal [2].
  • Colleges and universities (including seminaries and bible colleges) are illegal [3] [4].
  • Mothers are to homeschool their children ages 3-17.
  • The teaching of "evolution" is off-limits and a criminal offense.
    • The teaching of Young Earth Creationism is required.
  • Teaching or promoting "Communistic/Liberal ideologies" such as "Free College" or "Universal Healthcare" will result in prosecution [5].

Entertainment and Media

  • Viewing or ownership of a movie is illegal [6]
    • The only movie-like films citizens may watch are documentaries made by Steven Anderson or one of his affiliates.
  • Only two TV channel exists: The IFB News Network (IFB) and the IFB Ministry Channel (IMC).
  • The following music genres are banned:
    • Rock [7]
    • Rap [8]
    • Pop
    • Folk
    • Reggae
    • Metal
    • Jazz
    • Blues
    • Wave
    • Country
    • New Age
    • Soul
    • Secular Holiday Music
    • Southern Gospel
    • Contemporary Christian [9]
  • Earphones and headphones are illegal.
  • Those who were (in any time of their life) associated with a music group of a banned genre, will be arrested and sentenced to life in prison.
  • Video games are banned [10]
  • Movie Theaters are banned.
  • Any Internet website not having to do with "New IFB" Christianity is banned.
    • YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Pinterest are all banned. All YouTube videos by the "New IFB" will be transferred to the "IFB database" featuring videos, clips of sermons, soul-winning tips and websites of the "New IFB" churches.
    • Wikipedia is also banned.
  • Use of the Internet is prohibited after 11:15 PM.
    • Internet providers will shut off access from 11:16 PM until 6:00 AM the next morning.

Holidays

Thanksgiving

  • Thanksgiving takes place on the same day as the United States of America.
    • Thanksgiving church schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
      • Thanksgiving Service [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (1:00 PM-2:30 PM)
      • Thanksgiving Dinner [Separated by Gender] (6:15 PM-8:30 PM)
        • Failure to attend a Thanksgiving event or Thanksgiving Dinner will result in public flogging.

Independence Day

  • Independence Day is every March 21, the day the CSA was separated from the USA.
  • Independence Day church schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
    • Service #1 [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (10:00 AM-Noon)
    • Church Lunch [Separated by Gender] (12:30 PM-2:00 PM)
    • Service #2 [Speaker: Roger Jimenez] (4:00 PM-5:45 PM)
    • Church Dinner [Separated by Gender] (6:00 PM-7:30 PM)
    • Service #3 [Speaker: Donnie Romero] (7:45 PM-9:15 PM)

Graduation Day

  • Graduation Day takes place on the third Friday of every May.
  • This is the day when graduates from Middle School and High School homeschooling programs are recognized.
  • Graduation Day church schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
    • Graduation Service #1 [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (9:30 AM-11:30 AM)
    • Graduation Service #2 [Speaker: Roger Jimenez] (1:30 PM-3:30 PM)
    • Graduation Service #3 [Speaker: Donnie Romero] (5:00 PM-7:00 PM)
    • Graduation Service #4 [Speaker varies per year] (7:30 PM-9:30 PM)
    • Citizens are required to attend ALL graduation ceremonies at their zoned-church.
    • Formal Dress is required for both men and women.

Christmas

  • Christmas is on December 25.
  • Citizens are also required to attend all church activities on Christmas Day.
  • Christmas church schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
    • December 24:
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Roger Jimenez] (Noon-1:45 PM)
    • Christmas Candlelight Service [Steven Anderson] (6:30 PM-9:00 PM)
    • December 25:
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (12:30 PM-2:15 PM)
    • Church Service #2 [Speaker: Manly Perry] (3:30 PM-6:00 PM)
    • Christmas Dinner [Separated by Gender] (6:30 PM-8:00 PM)
  • Formal Dress is required for both men and women.
  • NOTE: Saying "Happy Holidays" is strictly prohibited. Citizens are required to say "Merry Christmas".

Easter

  • The date Easter Sunday falls on varies per year, but it is always either in March or April.
  • Citizens are required to attend all Good Friday Services, Holy Saturday Services as well as Easter Sunday Services conducted by their zoned-church.
  • Easter schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
    • Good Friday:
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (8:30 AM-10:30 AM)
    • Good Friday Service [Speakers: Steven Anderson & Roger Jimenez] (5:30 PM-7:30 PM)
    • Holy Saturday:
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Donnie Romero] (9:00 AM-10:45 AM)
    • Church Service #2 [Speaker: Adam Fannin] (2:00 PM-3:45 PM)
    • Easter Sunday:
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (8:00 AM-10:00 AM)
    • Easter Brunch [Separated by Gender] (Noon-1:45 PM)
    • Church Service #2 [Speaker: Roger Jimenez] (5:00 PM-6:15 PM)
    • Easter Dinner [Separated by Gender] (7:00 PM-8:30 PM)
  • Formal Dress is required for both men and women.

New Year's

  • New Year's Day is, of course, January 1.
  • Citizens are required to attend all New Year's Eve services/events as well as all New Year's Day services/events.
  • New Year's church schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
    • New Year's Eve (December 31):
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (11:30 AM-1:00 PM)
    • Church Service #2 [Speaker: Roger Jimenez] (3:15 PM-4:45 PM)
    • New Year's Eve Dinner [Separated by Gender] (6:00 PM-7:30 PM)
    • New Year's Day (January 1):
    • Church Service #1 [Speaker: Manly Perry] (9:00 AM-11:00 AM)
    • New Year's Day Brunch [Separated by Gender] (Noon-1:30 PM)
    • Church Service #2 [Speaker: Donnie Romero] (2:00 PM-3:30 PM)
  • Formal Dress is required for both men and women.

National Day of Prayer

  • The National Day of Prayer is held annually on the first Thursday of May.
  • Citizens are required to attend all National Day of Prayer church services and events.
  • National Day of Prayer church schedule (attendance mandatory at all events):
    • Opening Service [Speaker: Steven Anderson] (7:00 AM-8:30 AM)
    • Church Service #2 [Speaker: Roger Jimenez] (9:15 AM-10:45 PM)
    • Church Service #3 [Speaker: Donnie Romero] (11:00 AM-12:30 PM)
    • National Day of Prayer Brunch (Separated by Gender) (12:45 PM-2:00 PM)
    • Church Service #4 [Speaker: Adam Fannin] (2:30 PM-4:00 PM)
    • Church Service #5 [Speaker: David Berzins] (4:15 PM-5:45 PM)
    • Church Service #6 [Speaker: Aaron Thompson] (6:00 PM-7:00 PM)
    • National Day of Prayer Dinner (Separated by Gender) (7:15 PM-8:30 PM)

Family Values

  • Men (husbands and fathers) have FULL authority over women [11].
  • Wives are to be submissive to their husbands at ALL times.
    • Husbands are allowed to tell their Representative of Floggings to "flog" his wife if she is not submissive.
  • Sodomite behavior (homosexuality) is illegal and punishable by death [12].
  • Acceptance of sodomites (homosexuals) will result in a $10,000 fine and 15,000 lashes.
  • Same-sex marriage is illegal.
  • Divorce is illegal in ALL circumstances [13]
  • In order to keep all CSA citizens 'in check', hidden cameras are placed around EVERY household to monitor behavior.
  • Sex before marriage is illegal and is punishable by death [14].
  • Women outside the house and in public must be accompanied by their husbands. Any woman caught alone in public will be sentenced to public flogging.
  • Women aged 18 and up are not allowed to read novels or fiction.
    • The only content they are allowed to read are The King James Bible, To Train Up A Child, other Christian Fundamentalist parenting books, books on how to perform housekeeping or books on how to be a good Christian housewife.
  • All engaged couples must attend a Christian marriage counseling class.
  • A woman who becomes pregnant must (with her husband) attend a Christian parenting class. The book To Train Up a Child by Michael Pearl will be heavily emphasized in these classes.
  • Women are not allowed to seek employment, they must stay at home and take care of their children at all times.
  • Women are required to wear a skirt or dress (length must reach below the knee) at all times. Failure to do so will result in public flogging [15].
    • Sleeves are required at all times for women.
      • Men are not required to wear sleeves for recreation.
    • Women are allowed to swim, but must have an government-approved swimsuit.
      • The only government-approved women's swimwear shall be by Cute and Covered.
    • Women are NOT allowed to wear shorts or pants.
  • Men's hair length is not to reach below the collar [16].
    • Men are to be clean-shaven at ALL times, this means no beards, mustaches or facial hair.
  • Teens and young couples under the age of 26 who wish to date must submit their plea to their representative [17].
    • In the plea, they must submit their plans, where they go on the date and how long they will be out.
    • A signature by a parent or legal guardian is required for couples containing a member aged 25 or under.
    • Couples with a member aged 25 or under must contain a third-party chaperone.
      • The chaperone must be 18 years of age or older.
  • Child abuse is legal as long at it is done "in the name of Christianity" and followed the principles of To Train Up a Child [18].
    • This includes, but is not limited to: spanking, paddling, physical labor, torture (waterboarding, etc.), kicking, punching, burning, drowning, and strangulation. Use of karate or Tae-Kwon-Do is also permitted on disobedient children.
    • Caregivers are permitted to use the following on children for corporal punishment: Bare hands, fists, shoes (spikes, cleats, spurs), belts, wooden boards/paddles, newspapers, books, baseball bats, golf clubs, plastic tubing, metal rods, tree branches, hammers, pepper spray, or other house tools. Other forms of punishments are also permitted: Isolation, starvation, grounding, and abandonment. Caregivers are permitted to discipline/beat up children and babies for no specific reason if they please
  • Women are not allowed to use birth control [19].
    • Use of birth control is punishable by life in prison, a fine and flogging.
  • Beaches and public pools are segregated by gender.
  • Dancing is strictly prohibited under ALL circumstances [20].
  • Any child who smites (strikes/hits) or curses their parents (especially in retaliation for spanking) will be sent to the city council for immediate execution [21].

General Laws and Policies

  • Immigration, legal and illegal, is prohibited.
  • Every conversation of all citizens is tracked by the CSA government.
  • Witchcraft is illegal and punishable by death (beheading).
  • Any citizen who has ever in their life been convicted of a felony charge (regardless of the offense or how long ago it was) will be re-incarcerated and spend the remainder of their lives in prison.
    • Anybody currently in prison (not jail) will be re-sentenced to life in prison (regardless of the offense).
    • These rules do not apply for people who have only been convicted of misdemeanors.
  • Local and/or state elections are held once a year in November.
    • All men are eligible to vote if:
      • They are 18 years of age or older
      • They have no prior criminal record (Misdemeanors or Felonies)
    • Women are not allowed to vote.
    • All men who are eligible are required to vote.
  • Alcohol is illegal and punishable by life in prison.
  • A mandatory curfew of 11:00 PM has been put in place.
    • Those found outside their homes after 11:00 PM will be arrested, fined $2,500 AND receive 250 lashes.
  • CSA citizens are not allowed to venture out of the country for vacation. This rule was put in place to make sure citizens do not escape.
    • However, special exemptions will be made by President Steven Anderson under the following conditions:
      • The vacation is for "soul-winning".
      • The traveler agrees to wear an "ankle brace" to ensure no CSA laws are broken while on vacation.
        • If one does not arrive back to the CSA when planned (barring a flight delay), an ambassador will track down the traveler, arrest him/her and deport them back to the CSA
      • Vacations within the CSA are allowed. However, citizens must agree to attend a Independent Baptist, Bible-Believing church of their choice at their vacation spot at least once a day.
  • Clothing-brand stores and companies having to do with secularism are banned.
    • These include Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, Victoria’s Secret, Claire’s, Justice, Forever 21 and American Eagle.
  • Citizens are required to go "soul-winning" at least two (2) hours per week.
  • Citizens are required to be "anti-dispensationalist".
  • Any citizen deemed a "reprobate" will be immediately executed as they are "unable to get into heaven".

CSA Card Scanning

  • All households and apartments have card-scanning stations beside every door leading outside.
    • These stations are equipped with a camera
    • All citizens, before leaving their home for ANY reason, must scan their drivers license to exit. Doors will be locked inside and outside until the card is approved.
    • Citizens must also scan their drivers license when returning home.
    • If one scans their card after curfew (11:00 PM), they will be denied access to their home and the police will be notified to arrest the citizen.

Dress Code for Required Events

Formal Dress (Men)

  • The following men's dress code shall be established for Red Hot Preaching Conference, Holiday Church Services and Graduation Services:
    • A black tuxedo.
      • Sports coats are not allowed for citizens over age 12.
    • A Black or blue bowtie.
    • Matching black pants, neatly pressed.
    • Men must wear a belt or suspenders.
    • Hair must be neatly trimmed and combed back.
    • Black, polished shoes are to be worn

Formal Dress (Women)

  • The following women's dress code shall be established for Red Hot Preaching Conference, Holiday Church Services and Graduation Services:
    • Note: Women MUST dress modestly and clothing MUST be approved by their husband or father.
    • Ball-gown-style (floor-length) dresses are required.
      • They must be of 1/4 sleeves or longer. Sleeveless or strapless wear will result in public flogging.
    • White or black heels.

Church Dress (Men)

  • The following men's dress code shall be established for Regular Church Services:
    • Semi-Formal suit or sports jacket.
      • Single-colored tie.
    • Brown or black loafers.
    • A belt or suspenders are to be worn under the suit or jacket.
    • Long-sleeved white collared-shirt.
    • No baseball-style caps.

Church Dress (Women)

  • The following women's dress code shall be established for Regular Church Service:
    • A blouse with a skirt.
      • No sleeveless garments.
      • Skirts must be 3/4 length or longer.
    • Semi-formal footwear.

Thanksgiving Dress (Women)

  • The following women's dress code shall be established for Thanksgiving Dinner and Thanksgiving Services:
    • Long skirts or dresses (must be of primary or secondary color)
    • Plain blouses (must be of primary or secondary color)
    • The Women's Thanksgiving Dinner shall be in a separate room from the Men's Thanksgiving Dinner.

Thanksgiving Dress (Men)

  • The following men's dress code shall be established for Thanksgiving Dinner and Thanksgiving Services:
    • Dark-blue or black suit.
    • Primary or secondary-colored tie.
    • Black pants
    • Brown or black dress shoes.
    • The Men's Thanksgiving Dinner shall be in a separate room from the Women's Thanksgiving Dinner.

Sports and Athletics Policies

  • The Lord's Prayer shall be recited before every sporting event (whether it be grade school, high school, club leagues, collegiate, amateur, semi-pro or professional).
    • The CSA National Anthem (Amazing Grace) shall follow. Players, referees and spectators MUST stand.
      • Those who do not recite The Lord's Prayer shall be ejected from the venue and sentenced to 400 lashes.
      • Those who do not stand and respect the National Anthem will be executed.
  • If an athlete's zoned-church has a scheduled service taking place during a scheduled game, they will not be allowed to participate in the sporting event, for they are required to attend church.
    • If half or more of the athletes on a team have a church service scheduled during an upcoming game, the game shall be postponed and rescheduled.
  • If a game goes into "overtime" or "extra innings" The Lord's Prayer shall be recited again.
  • Games must conclude by 10:25 PM, for national curfew is at 11:00 PM.
  • Women who play in organized sporting events are required to dress modestly. This includes short sleeves (or longer) and a 3/4 (or longer) skirt.
    • Men are not allowed to go to women's sporting events unless they are a father, family member or husband of the female athlete.
  • There are no professional sports programs, as these are considered satanic [22].
    • However, there are amateur leagues for men and women such as baseball, softball, basketball and flag football.

Monetary Fines and Public Flogging

Please Note: We do NOT support acts of violence. This is purely satire. Although if Steven Anderson were president, he probably would enact many of these policies

  • Public Flogging can be administered by public officials, pastors, deacons, priests, police officers and judges.
    • Tools used for flogging can be belts, canes, plastic tubes, baseball bats, golf clubs or boards.
    • Public Lashings take place on Saturdays and Sundays, usually either right outside a church or during the church service.
    • Citizens (male and female) become eligible for public flogging at Age 7.
    • The floggings may be administered on the buttocks, spine, face, head, neck or stomach area.
  • Public Flogging sanctions can be assessed for the following infractions (some flogging sanctions can be administered in "sections" or part private/part public):
    • Premarital Sex: Life in prison & 75,000 lashes.
    • Homosexuality: 75,000 lashes (to be administered in a time block of NO MORE than three months) followed by execution
    • Failure to attend a church service: $300 fine & 150 lashes.
    • Belief of Global Warming or Climate Change: $15,000 fine & 1,750 lashes.
    • Music Violation: $2,500 fine & 400 lashes.
    • Curfew Violation: One Night Jail Time, $2,500 fine, 250 lashes.
    • Alcohol Consumption: $25,000 fine & 100,000 lashes.
    • Possession of pornographic material: $100,000 fine, life in prison & 250,000 lashes
    • Failure to vote in an election (if eligible): $15,000 fine & 2,000 lashes.
    • Female out in public w/o husband: 1,500 lashes.
    • Dress Code Violation (Male): $1,000 fine & 500 lashes
    • Dress Code Violation (Female): $1,250 fine & 750 lashes
    • Movie Violation: $2,500 fine & 500 lashes.
    • Use of birth control (women): $50,000 fine, life in prison & 75,000 lashes.
    • Acceptance of Homosexuality: $25,000 fine & 15,000 lashes.
    • Witchcraft: 12,500 lashes (to be administered in a time block of NO MORE than three days) followed by beheading (Death Sentence).
    • Opposition of the CSA President: $17,500 fine, 12,500 lashes and 750 hours of hard labor
    • Unapproved date: $3,500 fine & 4,000-5,000 lashes (for each offending party)
      • Approved date with no chaperone: $2,500 fine & 3,500 lashes
    • Failure to stand for prayer at sporting events: $4,000 fine & 5,000 lashes.
    • Failure to respect the CSA National Anthem: Execution
    • Facial hair (males) 1st Offense: Strict Warning
      • 2nd Offense: $100 fine
      • 3rd Offense: $250 fine & 50 lashes
      • 4th Offense: $500 fine & 100 lashes
        • Any further offenses will result in a $50 upcharge and extra 50 lashes per offense. For example, the 5th offense would be $550 and 150 lashes; and a 6th offense would be $600 and 200 lashes.
    • Failure to attend Thanksgiving Dinner at respective church: $10,000 fine and 20,000 lashes.
    • Failure to attend Graduation ceremonies at zoned-church: $2,500 and 1,000 lashes.

Prisons

  • Prisons in the Christian States of America are maximum-security.
  • All those who are currently imprisoned or who have been imprisoned at any time during their lives will be sentenced to life in prison.
  • Prisons are divided into several different "sections" including:
    • Male Ward
    • Female Ward
    • Rock and Roll Cocksuckers Ward (one per gender ward)
    • Adulterers Ward (one per gender ward)
  • Prisoners are required to attend chapel held at the prison every day.
  • All prisoners are "water-boarded" once a day.
  • All prisoners are given 250 lashes per day.


Executions

  • Executions are the designated punishment for heinous crimes such as witchcraft, murder and refusing to stand for the National Anthem.
  • Most of the time, those who are to be executed will first receive floggings.
  • There are several different types of execution in the CSA:
    • Beheading: This is the most common type of execution. It involves a device similar to the Guillotine.
    • Drowning: The criminal is handcuffed and thrown into a deep lake, drowning to death. This type of execution is mostly used as punishment for National Anthem protestors.
    • Lethal Injection: Poisonous material is injected into the criminal's arm.
    • Stoning: The criminal is handcuffed to a wall while people throw rocks and stones at them.

Christian S.W.A.T. (CSWAT)

CSWAT (Christian Special Weapons and Tactics) is a police force patrolling cities and towns throughout the CSA on a 24/7 basis. Their main duty is to make sure all citizens attend all church services (and to arrest those who don't), and to keep Rock music extinct. The President of the CSWAT is Pastor Matt Powell.

Homes are raided at random by CSWAT officers to check for contraband such as Rock Music and porn.

Military

With the ratification of the CSA Constitution, the CSA officially established the Christian States Armed Forces:

  • Christian States Army
  • Christian States Air Force
  • Christian States Navy
  • Christian States Marine Corps


The Christian Republican Army currently stands at around 240,000 soldiers.

The Christian Republican National Guard serves as the reserve for the armed forces and stands at around 1.9 million men. Women are not allowed to join the military.

Economy

The CSA economy is a free-market economy based mostly small business, agriculture, and manufacturing. Citizens are not subject to taxes. "Tax dollars" are made through monetary fines (listed above).

Currency

Currency in the CSA consists of coins and paper dollars.

Coins

The CSA Mint does not print 50-Cent Coins or Dollar Coins.

The following coins shall be minted in Oklahoma City:

  • 1-Cent Coin (Penny)
    • Obverse: Steven Anderson
    • Reverse: Pastor Anderson shouting at the pulpit about how "Sodomites" need to be executed.
  • 5-Cent Coin (Nickel)
    • Obverse: VP Roger Jimenez
    • Reverse: Verity Baptist Church Entrance
  • 10-Cent Coin (Dime)
    • Obverse: David Berzins
    • Reverse: Word of Truth Baptist Church (Interior)
  • 25-Cent Coin (Quarter)
    • Obverse: Bruce Mejia
    • Reverse: Faithful Word Baptist Church-Los Angeles (aerial shot)

CSA Dollar Bills

The following dollar bills (all numbers divisible into 100 are represented) shall be printed in Oklahoma City:

(*) The United States of America does not use a 4-Dollar Bill or a 25-dollar Bill.

  • 1-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: Steven Anderson
    • Reverse: Pastor Anderson shouting at the pulpit about how "Sodomites" need to be executed.
  • 2-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: Roger Jimenez
    • Reverse: Verity Baptist Church Entrance
  • 4-Dollar Bill (*)
    • Obverse: Ben the Baptist
    • Reverse: Ben the Baptist guest-speaking at Stedfast Baptist Church-Jacksonville
  • 5-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: Zsuzsanna Anderson
    • Reverse: Steven and Zsuzsanna Anderson beating their kids with a belt
  • 10-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: Donnie Romero
    • Reverse: Pastor Romero burning an NIV Bible
  • 20-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: Jonathan Shelley
    • Reverse: Shelley speaking at Faithful Word Baptist Church-North
  • 25-Dollar Bill (*)
    • Obverse: Adam Fannin
    • Reverse: Fannin brutally assaulting a "sodomite"
  • 50-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: Manly Perry
    • Reverse: Perry peaching at Old Paths Baptist Church
  • 100-Dollar Bill
    • Obverse: 2021 CSA Presidential Cabinet
    • Reverse: CSA Capitol Building (Oklahoma City)

CSA Presidential Timeline

2021-2049: President Steven Anderson/Vice President Roger Jimenez
2049-2063: President Roger Jimenez/Vice President S. Anderson
2063-2077: President S. Anderson/Vice President I. Anderson
2077-2078: President Manly Perry Jr./Vice President Steven Anderson II
2078-2104: President R.H. Jimenez/Vice President Adolf Anderson
2104-2124: President Adolf Anderson/Vice President R.T. Berzins
2124-2149: President Kent Jarvis/Vice President Abraham Anderson
2149-2163: President Abraham Anderson/Vice President George Perry
2163-2166: President George Perry/Vice President Ian Robinson [Resigned]
2166-2181: President George Perry/Vice President Trevor Pearl
2181-2197: President Mitchell Pearl/Vice President Harold Anderson
2197-2209: President Clint Fannin/Vice President R. Storm Spencer
2209-2222: President Clint Fannin Jr./Vice President Clint Fannin III
2222-2229: President Clint Fannin III/Vice President James Thompson [Died in Office]
2229-2237: President Abraham Anderson III/Vice President Steven Anderson V
2237-2253: President Steven Anderson V/Vice President Bethel Fannin
2254-2270: President Steven Anderson VI/Vice President Adolf Anderson II
2270-2293: President Steven Anderson VII/Vice President Kent Goodman Anderson
2293-2304: President Art Major/Vice President Trent Major
2304-2330: President Trent Major/Vice President Kenneth T. Robinson
2330-2350: President Oliver Hyles/Vice President William Anderson
2351-2355: President William Anderson/Vice President William Anderson Jr.
2355-2385: President William Anderson Jr./Vice President Oliver Hyles III
2385-2399: President Oliver Hyles III/Vice President Cornwallis Roper
2399-2436: President Cornwallis Roper/Vice President Harold Anderson (Last VP)
2436-2451: Supreme Ruler Harold Anderson
2451-2479: Supreme Ruler Eugene Anderson
2479-2513: Supreme Ruler Vernon Mejia
2513-2560: Supreme Ruler Daniel Marriott
2560-2598: Supreme Ruler Myles Berzins
2598-2641: Supreme Ruler Lee Anderson
2641-2683: Supreme Ruler Ernesto Mejia
2683-2717: Supreme Ruler Arlin R. McMurty
2717-2762: Supreme Ruler Sam Shelley
2762-2797: Supreme Ruler Lyle Shelley
2797-2831: Supreme Ruler Peter H. Anderson
2831-2856: Supreme Ruler Cornwallis Roper III (See Also: The Great Invasion of 2856)

  • The "Great Invasion" took place in 2856, involving an attempt by Cascadia, Iceland and the Republic of Scandinavia to overtake the CSA.
     
    • Cornwallis Roper III was assassinated, but plans to overtake the CSA failed miserably.
       

2856-2903: Supreme Ruler J.C. McMurty

  • (By this time, a new law had been established where only individuals with a direct, bloodline relation with Steven Anderson or the Anderson Family would be allowed as Supreme Ruler)
     

2903-2941: Supreme Ruler S. Storm Anderson
2941-2980: Supreme Ruler Dylann R. Anderson
2980-3017: Supreme Ruler Dylann R. Anderson Jr.
3017-3021: Supreme Ruler A.H. Anderson

  • In 3021, the one-thousandth anniversary of the CSA, The Second Great Invasion takes place. This time, The Republic of California, Canada, United Kingdom and The Republic of Bermuda will join forces with Cascadia, Iceland and Republic of Scandinavia. This invasion uses underground tunnels, but once again fails miserably, as many soldiers were captured and executed by the CSA. A.H. Anderson resigns from his position.
     

3021-3063: Supreme Ruler Brandon J. Anderson
3063-3111: Supreme Ruler Brandon H. Anderson
3111-3160: Supreme Ruler Karl R. Anderson
3160-3168: Supreme Ruler Karl R. Anderson Jr. (Died in Office)
3168-3208: Supreme Ruler Josh Shoemaker (Ruler's Backup of Karl R. Anderson Jr.)
3208-3265: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson
3265-3324: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson Jr.
3324-3381: Supreme Ruler Kyle Anderson
3381-3439: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson IV
3439-3491: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson V
3491-3537: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson VI
3537-3568: Supreme Ruler Gene T. Anderson
3568-3636: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson VII

  • By this time, the law set forth in 2903 requiring Supreme Rulers to have a direct relation to Steven Anderson has been reversed.

3636-3687: Supreme Ruler Gene Anderson VIII
3687-3742: Supreme Ruler Xavier Anderson III
3742-3808: Supreme Ruler Ernesto Jimenez
3808-3870: Supreme Ruler Brent Fannin
3870-3927: Supreme Ruler Kent H. Hyles
3927-3985: Supreme Ruler Rob T. Goodman
3985-4037: Supreme Ruler Gregory A. Anderson
4037-4053: Supreme Ruler Cornwallis Roper VII (4049: The "Great War")

  • The "Great War" of 4049: The Christian States of America vs. Operation: Anti-Theocracy.
     
    • Operation: Anti-Theocracy consists of Cascadia, Republic of California, Canada, United States of America (Virginia/Washington D.C./Maryland/Pennsylvania/New York/New Jersey/Delaware) , Republic of New England (Vermont/New Hampshire/Maine/Connecticut/Massachusetts/Rhode Island), Republic of Alaska, The Kingdom of Hawaii, Appalachia (Ohio/Michigan/Minnesota/Wisconsin/Iowa/Illinois), Republic of the Rockies (Colorado/Utah/Idaho/Wyoming/Montana/North Dakota/South Dakota), Rio Grande Republic (New Mexico/Arizona/Nevada), The Republic of Bermuda, United Kingdom, Iceland, The Scandinavian Republic, Ireland, Germany, Spain, France, Mexico, Unified Republic of Korea, Japan and New Zealand.
  • The Christian States of America loses the war, and is demolished.
    • Following the CSA, a new country forms, entitled The Reformed Secular States of America.

Fate of the United States of America

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The Democratic voters in the remaining United States of America were glad to be rid of the "Red States". Even most of the Republican voters were glad to not be living in the Christian States of America. Washington D.C. remains the capital, while New York City remains the largest city. The Congressional Districts in the United States were re-evaluated to make the sum of 535 electoral votes once again. The United States population was estimated to be at 210,871,000 in 2021 including all territories. CSA President Steven Anderson originally planned for South Dakota, Wyoming, Utah and Arizona to also be part of the newly-formed country, but newly elected USA president Elizabeth Warren rejected this offer, mostly due to border conflicts.

In the 2090s, California secedes from the United States becoming The California Republic.

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Cascadia map and bioregion vector

During the mid-23rd Century, a new country, Cascadia, forms from Washington, Oregon and British Columbia.

See Also