RyansWorld: Professional wrestling

From Future

Professional wrestling will continue to be vulgar and have adult content until the worldwide television ban in the year 2040. After losing their television audience, wrestling will slowly devolve into a dance recital, with wrestlers simply showing off their moves and fighting like "civilized gentlemen and ladies" instead of trying to fight each other in a barbaric manner (invoking blood, profanity, black eyes, and engaging in make believe soap opera plots oriented for men's interests).

By the start of the 22nd century, professional wrestling will become a high culture event with a completely silent audience, a strict dress code for spectators, healthy seafood snacks and negative calorie Coca-Cola soft drinks instead of popcorn and alcoholic beer. Due to wrestling's status as a "high culture" event in the 22nd century, there will be no more handicap matches, hardcore matches utilizing barbed wire, or matches using women as "eye candy." Weapons, if used, will be restricted to wooden and/or blunt steel objects (baseball bat, chair, entrance steps, trash can). All matches will either be single matches or tag team matches (with the steel cage being optional). Women will be given the same number of matches as men (in order to improve their status as actual wrestlers, rather than glorified supermodels that fight for a living).

WrestleMania CXXI will come to New Madison Square Garden in New York City, New York, United States of Earth in the year 2105. By this time, fishsicles (popsicles made of fish instead of ice and refined sugar) will become a popular staple items for spectators at these new "civilized" wrestling matches. There will only be one professional wrestling league by the year 2105, and that will be either the World Wrestling League (or its successor). The owner of this league will be Stephanie McMahon IV and her husband will be the 8 time Galactic Heavyweight Champion Murder Death Kill (aka Daniel McDuff).