RyansWorld: Humans on Mars
From Future
Humans on Mars will be a possibility around the year 2030. During the colonization of Mars, the planet will be gradually terraformed over the course of 100 years, turning Mars into a green paradise, like Earth. Martian outposts will gradually evolve into more Terran cities as the progress of the terraforming turns carbon dioxide into oxygen, barren craters into oceans and lakes, and an extremely thin atmosphere into a blueish reddish though Earth-like sky. The sand will also remain a red color. Formation of deserts will be prevented due to their link to global warming and fossil fuel use will also be banned on Mars. Any leader that promotes forming deserts on the planet will be immediately impeached and executed live on the Internet.
Back in 2006, then-current American president George W. Bush vowed to put men on Mars by the year 2020 (despite tolerating companies that were contributing to global warming and fighting unwinnable wars in Iraq and Afghanistan for their oil supply). However, the plan never came to frutition with the election of Democract Barack Obama to the American presidency in 2009 just during a recession and prior to the Canadian Civil War. These factors would delay the colonization of Mars until later in the 21st century. Under the watchful eye of the Republic of Canadamerica, the space program would be restored to its former glory and space tourism would become affordable by the 2050s. The predominant cuisine on Mars will be sushi due to its abundant water once the planet is terraformed.
Fish will be genetically altered to easily adjust to Mars' atmosphere will be imported to Mars from Earth until the population can reproduce self-sufficiently. Sushi was also chosen to be the predominant cuisine on Mars because of the liberal-minded atheist and agnostic scientists who move their to get away from the "planet of right-wing conservatives" known as Earth (later renamed Sol III). While atheism will dominate the Earth's religious train of thought in the 21st century (after 2012 fails to yield either a purification or an apocalypse), Martian colonists will discover something that will change their theology forever: a beautiful goddess with three breasts. A religion called Radio Del Mundoism that would pop up there revolving around slapping the face of non-believers and gagging them to a undisclosed location. Fortunately, this religion is only legal to practice on Mars (through the shortwave radio station called Radio Del Mundo) and no other planet that humans ever colonize.
