RyansWorld: Household Act

From Future

Here are the proposed rules for the Household Act of Canadamerica:

• 1. The wife is the legal head of the household and all bills must be under her name.
• 2. Only unmarried men may pursue a job in the workforce.
• 3. A husband must take care of his child(ren) and do all the household chores.
• 4. A unmarried man must never make more money than his mother if they are living together.
• 5. Men must not watch sports or other athletic events unless he is not married.
• 6. Masturbation among males (married or unmarried) is strongly discouraged.
• 7. A male citizen is prohibited from attending post-secondary education unless he does not have female sibling(s) and/or the female sibling(s) are severely mentally disabled.
• 8. The teaching of household chores to young males is not only strongly recommended but required by law.
• 9. Robots must be constructed to replace male blue-collar workers lost to marriage.
• 10. Once married, an employer must terminate the employment of the newly married male employee.
• 11. All leadership classes are not to be assigned to male students in any grade.
• 12. A husband must surrender all ownership of land, real estate, stocks, bonds, and business ventures to his wife after marriage.
• 13. Husbands cannot hold stock, real estate, land, bonds, or business ventures unless it is COMPLETELY in the wife's name.
• 14. A man must become Mr. (wife's first name) (wife's middle name) (wife's last name) in all formal correspondence.
• 15. Should a middle name not be required in the correspondence, then he is simply Mr. (his wife's first name) (his wife's last name).
• 16. A woman can face serious imprisonment for using her husband's last name or even using the title "Mrs."
• 17. The title "Ms." is to be used for all females without any formal credentials; from infants to the elderly.
• 18. Watching the Olympics is exempt from rule #5 and is deemed to be a patriotic honor to be able to watch the Olympic Games.
• 19. The use of video games, computer games, electronic games, and video games are limited to females and unmarried males only.
• 20. Married males cannot exit their residences without either an unmarried male or a female for an escort/chaperone.