RyansWorld: Fishsicles

From Future

Fishsicles are a delicacy from the 22nd century that are enjoyed in professional wrestling matches as well as in nightclubs, tourist areas, sporting events, restaurants, Taco Bell, McDonald's (where it is called the McFishsicle), and in homes everywhere.

Table of Contents 1 Instructions to Make a Fishsicle 2 Ketchup with that? 3 Where to Find 4 The Fishsicle Fish

[edit] Instructions to Make a Fishsicle

• 1. Put a popsicle stick or two on a piece of fish
• 2. Prepare fish as normal
• 3. Cook the fish (with the popsicle sticks intact)
• 4. After it's well done, eat the fish off of the stick without having to use a knife or fork (condiments not recommended)

[edit] Ketchup with that?

In the 22nd century, it is not considered healthy to use condiments like ketchup on fishsicles. Understanding of how food affects us has advanced to a degree barely imaginable a century ago. It is not just that ketchup adds calories, making people obese, unhealthy and unattractive to the opposite sex. It's not just that the high sugar content directly affects the brain, causing mood swings - and that our now deeper understanding of the brain and of how emotions underpin thought make us as wary of excess sugar as we are of class B drugs. It's something deeper. Centuries ago Indian societies called it prana, the importance of making food with love rather than slapping it together. Science has now shown us why that is important. However, we cannot explain that here, and you will need to wait till the 22nd century for the details.

[edit] Where to Find

Anyway, as of this time the best place to eat fishsicles are in New York City and Los Angeles because trained chefs in the field of making fishsicles charge reasonable prices for the finest, juiciest and most pranaful fishsicles that man, woman, child, robot, cyborg, or extraterrestrial has ever seen. The fish used are as fresh as used for sushi, thanks to the excellent transport hubs in these cities.

[edit] The Fishsicle Fish

Freshness matters - never use frozen - it makes a huge difference to the tastiness of the fishsicles. Many type of fish can be used from salmon, trout, bioluminescent coi carp, tuna, octopus, squid, even black bass can be used. Just don't ask for cod. It would be like asking for a dodo wing. In case you didn't know, cod is extinct due to overfishing of nearly a century ago.